“This is a silly plan. This is the sort of melodramatic nonsense people write about in thrillers.”
….and that criticism straight out of the mouth of the “bond girl” in this installment is probably one of my favourite lines in the series so far. Whoever said they were all shallow?!
In fact, Domino is another kick-ass leading lady, who first stumps Bond with her driving skills – yeah, between Domino, Ms. Galore, and Tilly Masterton, Bond may have a thing for women drivers -, calls him out on bullshit, engages with him on her own terms, and finally saves his hide.
Of course, Bond is still Bond, and the sexist, chauvinist comments are there (in abundance) throughout the book, but one wouldn’t set out to read a Bond novel without a bucket of salt at hand, and this one is nowhere near as horrible as other Bond novels. However, the story is still a bit tepid – bad guys steal nuclear war heads and threaten the world. I’m sure this was thrilling stuff in 1961 when the book was written, but it has worn off a bit since. And if it weren’t for the “nerdy” tid bits like M’s opinions about processed food, the technical details about the Polaris missiles, and the descriptions in the book of everything that surrounds the plot – i.e. the development of characters, the depiction of fight scenes, the dialogues, the sea life are just great – the book would be utterly forgettable.
I mean, I must have watched Thunderball about a gazillion times since I was a kid and I still couldn’t say what the film was about. It took reading the book twice – most recently as part of the Bond Buddy Read with Sir Troy – to take in that Fleming describes SPECTRE as a well-functioning corporation, to recognise that he set up Blofeld as this puppeteer that pulls the strings behind the scenes rather than engaging with Bond one on one (even tho this will come later in the series).
What was interesting on this latest read was how ridiculous the whole premise of the threat of nuclear missiles being stolen is in the context of the ongoing Cold War at the time the book is set. The unquestioned premise of Bond being on the side of right, stepping in to return the missiles to one of the sides rather than to allow a profit-oriented organisation to hold the world at ransom, shows why Bond novels are first and foremost adventure stories. Fleming does not question whether Bond’s missions have a moral justification. Or whether there are any doubts about the point of propagating that the nuclear arms race kept the world at peace.
Unfortunately, we don’t get to know in the Bond novels whether Fleming believed this. We only get the boys own adventure story.
I “bear” it because in the end the running commentary on Fleming’s megadoses of BS is half the fun. No matter how shallow or escapist the adventure may be, I get something new out of them every time I revisit these books.
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Half-way through the series, and I have to admit I now look forward to the “megadoses of BS” – although I’d happily pass on a repeat of the BS level of From Russia with Love.
If the film is anything to go by, our next adventure – The Spy Who Loved Me – should provide plenty of fun for both of us. I’m thrilled to finally find out what Anya Amasova and Stromberg are like in the novel. I haven’t read this one before, so it will be new territory.😀
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The Spy Who Loved Me is a complete departure from the screen version. The movie is a complete fabrication that used only the book’s title. The story in the book is a very small scale adventure, told through the eyes of the Bond girl, who is decidedly not Anya Amasova.
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Well, ….. crap. 😦
Say no more. It will be a completely new story for me then. I guess, that’s still exciting.
Although, I have always had a soft spot for Stromberg. Or maybe Curd Juergens. Or both.
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I always liked Naomi the helicopter pilot, but hey, we can’t have everything. lol. I’ll be curious to see what you take out of it. I personally think it’s a good tale. It just happens to follow something “big” like Thunderball.
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Thunderball was big?
Btw, I guess, that brings us to the question of schedule for Spy?
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It was supposed to be big. The movie certainly was, but the movie is not the book. I suppose it comes down to how much breathing room you want between books. You tell me.
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I could get it from the library around Wed or Thu, so anytime is good for me, I guess.
As for Thunderball, I prefer the book to the film. I hardly remember anything about the film.
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Ok, just let me know then. Sounds like it’s time to watch the movie again. That was the big box office heavyweight until Skyfall.
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It’s definitely time to watch the film again. So many excellent scenes: Jaws!
The destruction of Egyptian ruins.
A great opening scene, including Bogner ski attire.
And of course – the best ever designed living space/office combo – Stromberg’s digs. 😀
I really like the film.
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Wait… you’re talking Spy again. I thought you were talking about Thunderball. But yes, both are great films. Spy is easily Roger’s Thunderball. It’s that big.
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Ooops… Sorry. Got myself confused there. It’s all the anticipation, you know.
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And the perfect excuse to watch them all again!
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I’ll pass on Thunderball. LoL.
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Your loss. That movie is fun!
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Oh, but Tom Jones????
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Tom Jones strikes… like Thunnnnnnderballlllll.
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Oh, dear. Thanks for that. Now it’s in my head. 😦
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My work here is finished. Let chaos reign. lol
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On that note, I bid you good night. Getting way too late over here.
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I thought it might be. Good night!
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Speaking of great quotes – that one is great! 🙂
It’s fun reading both you and Troy’s opinions on these with a capital F U N. As I told him, nice review.
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Ha. Thanks. I think this is the first Troy and I kinda agreed on. I don’t know how he is still bearing up with the buddy read when I usually end up wanting to kick Bond in the shins.
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I think so too, I was going to say something like, “lookee there, you both agree!” but know I could have *easily* missed other instances.
I still think Bond is strangling a gorilla on the cover though.
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LoL. That’s not a gorilla. Too small! ….
Maybe a chimp. I wouldn’t put it past Bond. He’s an ass.
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